What Should Hockey Players Call me

When you find a hockey game on TV that you didn’t know was on

When they think that we’re just going to come running back

I’m like: 

#emptyrink

When the lockout might end

When the goalie saves the game

He’s like: 

Dear NHL owners

Christmas without hockey

Figure skaters

How they think they look:

How they actually look:

When the captain is asked to speak at the end-of-season dinner

She’s like: 

When I moonwalk on skates

When someone asks me if I know how to skate backwards

I’m like: